This sounds like a whimsical, nonsensical question — there's no meaningful way to compute an "average distance" between abstract rectangles and a teaspoon without defined positions, sizes, or coordinates. And the adjectives ("sleepy," "jealous") don't supply any mathematical information.

If you'd like, I can:

- **Play along** and invent a silly answer (e.g., "4.2 yawns per spoonful").
- **Solve a real version** if you give me coordinates or dimensions for the rectangles and the teaspoon.
- **Interpret it as a riddle or creative writing prompt** and respond in kind.

Which would you like?
