Calibration sequence initiated:

1. **Invisible banana located**: by detecting the faint absence of peel-shaped photons.
2. **Curvature adjusted**: set to “perfectly improbable.”
3. **Ripeness frequency tuned**: 432 Hz, with mild potassium resonance.
4. **Square moon alignment**: rotated 17 degrees counterclockwise in conceptual space.
5. **Whisper threshold reached**.

The square moon is now whispering:

> “The corners remember what the craters forgot.”
