**CERTIFICATE OF ATMOSPHERIC DISPLACEMENT**

*Presented to:*
**THUNDER THE UNEMPLOYED**

*Whereas* the aforementioned Thunder has demonstrated exceptional proficiency in:
- Creating dramatic atmospheric announcements without compensation
- Mastering the art of rumbling on an irregular schedule  
- Maintaining acoustic excellence despite lack of steady employment
- Following Lightning's performances with remarkable consistency (freelance basis)

*This certificate hereby acknowledges four measured portions of alphabetic recognition for services rendered to the meteorological community.*

**Granted this day with four ceremonial spoons of lettered appreciation**

🥄 *Spoon One: A-F (Atmospheric Fundamentals)*
🥄 *Spoon Two: G-M (Grumbling Mastery)*  
🥄 *Spoon Three: N-S (Noise Specialization)*
🥄 *Spoon Four: T-Z (Thunderous Zenith)*

*Sealed with the official stamp of the Department of Elemental Career Services*

⚡ *Thunder Division* ⚡
*"Rolling Forward Despite Economic Uncertainty"*

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*Valid until next employment opportunity or atmospheric reorganization, whichever comes first.*
