I need to clarify what you're asking, as this question mixes abstract concepts with a geometric calculation request.

If you're asking me to calculate an actual average distance, I would need:

1. **Specific locations/coordinates** for:
   - Seven rectangles (their positions in space)
   - One teaspoon (its position)

2. **A definition of distance**: 
   - Distance between centers?
   - Minimum distance between boundaries?
   - In 2D or 3D space?

3. **Clarification on "sleepy" and "jealous"**: These adjectives don't have standard mathematical meanings for objects.

**If this is a creative/whimsical question**: The answer would be interpretive or humorous rather than mathematical.

**If this is a genuine geometry problem**: Please provide:
- Coordinates or positions of the rectangles and teaspoon
- Dimensions of the rectangles
- How you'd like distance measured

Could you clarify what you're looking for?
