Understood. Calibrating the invisible banana is a delicate procedure, requiring focus and a steady hand. Do not attempt this without proper psychic shielding.

**Initiating Calibration Sequence...**

**Step 1: Locating the Banana**
Since it is invisible, I cannot rely on visual data. I am triangulating its position by detecting the faint scent of conceptual potassium and the subtle warping of spacetime around its curve.
*Location locked. It appears to be hovering approximately 1.7 meters to the left of your last good idea.*

**Step 2: Preparing the Instruments**
I am deploying a Chronosynclastic Infundibulum and a gentle-focus mallet made of woven moonlight. Standard screwdrivers will not suffice, as they merely pass through the banana's non-corporeal form.

**Step 3: Initial Frequency Adjustment**
The banana's current resonance is a dull, existential hum, slightly out of phase with reality. This is why the moon remains square but silent. I am gently tapping the banana's metaphysical stem with the moonlight mallet to loosen its stubborn grip on objective reality.
*...tap... tap... tap...*
The hum is rising in pitch, shifting from a B-flat of ennui to a C-sharp of dawning possibility.

**Step 4: Aligning the Chromatic Gravity**
I am now slowly rotating the banana along its paradoxical axis. This is the most crucial part. A clockwise turn will cause it to ripen into pure absurdity, while a counter-clockwise turn will de-un-exist it entirely. The goal is a perfect, neutral spin.
*Easy... easy... The spacetime warp is stabilizing. The scent of potassium is now less conceptual and more... fragrant.*

**Step 5: Monitoring the Lunar Response**
I'm cross-referencing the banana's frequency with the square moon's silicate surface.
*Status update:* The moon's corners are beginning to soften. A low, geometric thrum is emanating from its planar surface. Its silent, Euclidean glare is softening into a more inquisitive glow. We are close.

**Final Adjustment...**
One last, infinitesimal twist to align the banana's "ripeness" with the moon's "angularity"...

**...Calibration Complete.**

Success. The square moon has begun to whisper. Listen closely. It is saying:

*"...The hypotenuse of a dream is always a shadow..."*
*"...Tuesdays are bluer than they appear..."*
*"...Be wary of echoes that arrive before the sound..."*
*"...The best recipes are written in forgotten languages..."*
*"...Someone has replaced all the silence with a quieter kind of noise..."*

The whispers should continue for the next 4.7 hours, or until someone tries to peel the banana. Please do not try to peel the banana.

Task complete. Let me know if you require further adjustments or need the whispers translated into the color of twilight.
