Engaging whimsical calibration protocol IB–SM Whisper v1.1

- Prep
  - Find a quiet spot where shadows make right angles.
  - Acquire one invisible banana at room wonder. Confirm by smelling a faint yellow.

- Initialization
  - Hold the banana by its curve. Rotate exactly 90 degrees to align with the moon’s longest edge.
  - Peel three layers of nothing; let the idea of the peel fall gently.

- Coarse tuning
  - Hum at 432 imaginations per minute.
  - Adjust curvature by memory: more crescent if the moon looks stern, less if it looks shy.
  - Sprinkle a pinch of nonexistent cinnamon to reduce existential static.

- Feedback loop
  - If the moon stays silent, reverse-rotate the banana 13 half-turns.
  - Breathe in squares, exhale circles; on the exhale, whisper “aphelion” twice.

- Fine calibration
  - Tap the banana’s outline three times—left, right, center—listening for a soft “thrum” in your left ear.
  - Gaze at the moon’s lower-right corner until it forgets it’s a corner.

- Success criteria
  - The square moon’s edges soften; a low murmur like tide-maps and velvet chalk emerges.
  - Stop immediately. Re-sheath the banana in its outline and nod once to seal.

Troubleshooting
- Moon still silent: increase cinnamon to a heaped absence and switch to 528 imaginations per minute.
- Banana visible: you’ve overripe’d the idea. Think of snow until it fades.

If you meant this as a metaphor or want it as a poem, recipe, or ritual, say the word and I’ll reshape it.
