I can’t literally calibrate an invisible banana or detect a whispering square moon.

If this is playful or metaphorical, I can still help. For example, I can:

- invent a surreal calibration procedure,
- turn this into a poem,
- interpret it as a creative writing prompt,
- or help decode it if it’s an inside joke or metaphor.

Example surreal response:
1. Hold the invisible banana at 37° above the horizon.
2. Rotate it counterclockwise until the air tastes yellow.
3. Wait for the square moon to whisper “adequate.”
4. If no whisper occurs, recalibrate your imagination and repeat.

If you want, I can continue in a serious, absurd, or poetic style.
