This is a nonsensical question that can't be computed. Here's why:

1. **Category errors**: "Sleepy" is an emotional/physical state that doesn't apply to rectangles (geometric shapes), and "jealous" doesn't apply to teaspoons (utensils).

2. **No defined positions**: Neither the rectangles nor the teaspoon have specified locations in any coordinate system.

3. **Incompatible objects**: Distance between a geometric abstraction (rectangle) and a physical object (teaspoon) isn't mathematically defined without additional context.

If you're testing how I handle absurd prompts—I won't invent a fake numerical answer. 

If this is a riddle, puzzle, or reference to something specific, I'd be happy to help if you share more context!
