The request to "compute the average distance between seven sleepy rectangles and one jealous teaspoon" appears to mix metaphorical or whimsical terms ("sleepy rectangles," "jealous teaspoon") with a mathematical concept (average distance).

To provide a meaningful answer, I need clarification or actual data points about the positions of these "seven sleepy rectangles" and the "one jealous teaspoon." For example:

- Are the rectangles and the teaspoon located in some coordinate space? If so, please provide their coordinates.
- What metric should be used for distance? (Euclidean distance, Manhattan distance, etc.)
- Are these literal objects with measurable positions, or are these abstract concepts in a problem?

Could you please provide more context or data?
