It can’t be computed numerically as stated: “sleepy” and “jealous” don’t define positions, sizes, or a distance metric.

If you mean the average distance from the one teaspoon \(T\) to the seven rectangles \(R_1,\dots,R_7\), it would be:

\[
\frac{1}{7}\sum_{i=1}^{7} d(T, R_i)
\]

If you mean the average pairwise distance among all 8 objects, there are:

\[
\binom{8}{2}=28
\]

pairs, so:

\[
\frac{1}{28}\sum_{i<j} d(O_i, O_j)
\]

But without coordinates or a definition of distance, the answer is: **undefined, though probably very surreal.**
