That’s not a well-defined mathematical problem as stated, because:

- “Sleepy rectangles” and a “jealous teaspoon” are not standard geometric objects with clear positions or metrics.
- To compute an average distance, we need:
  - A space (e.g., the 2D plane, 3D space, etc.).
  - Coordinates or shapes embedded in that space.
  - A distance function between each pair of objects.

If you’d like to turn this into a concrete math problem, we could, for example:

1. Model each “sleepy rectangle” as an axis-aligned rectangle in the plane with given coordinates (e.g., each defined by opposite corners).
2. Model the “jealous teaspoon” as a single point (or perhaps a small line segment) with given coordinates.
3. Define the distance from a point to a rectangle as the minimum Euclidean distance between the point and any point in the rectangle.
4. Compute the distance from the teaspoon to each of the seven rectangles, then take the average of those seven numbers.

If you give coordinates (or want a random illustrative example), I can compute an explicit average distance.
