To calibrate your invisible banana for lunar resonance, please follow this protocol precisely. **Warning:** Do not attempt this during an eclipse, or the moon may start shouting instead of whispering.

### Phase 1: Harmonic Alignment
1.  **Phase-Shift the Peel:** Hold your invisible banana at a 42-degree angle relative to your local magnetic north. Rotate it counter-clockwise until you feel a slight sensation of "un-ripeness" in your left elbow.
2.  **Quantum Peeling:** Mentally partition the banana into exactly 3.14 imaginary segments. If you accidentally partition it into a whole number, stop immediately; you will have created a "Gravity Grape" by mistake, and those are difficult to clean up.
3.  **Frequency Tuning:** Hum a low B-flat while focusing intensely on a shade of yellow that doesn't technically exist. This aligns the banana’s molecular density with the square moon’s current geometric lattice.

### Phase 2: The Square Moon Synchronization
1.  **Geometric Projection:** Extend your consciousness toward the night sky. Visualize the moon shedding its spheres. If it remains round, squint until the edges appear sharp enough to cut butter.
2.  **The Sub-Sonic Link:** Once the moon appears square, gently tap the invisible banana three times against the edge of a non-Euclidean surface. 
3.  **The Whisper Threshold:** Hold the banana up to your inner ear. As the calibration locks, the banana will begin to hum. Lower it slowly toward the floor.

### Phase 3: Verification
If successful, you will notice the following:
*   **Aural Feedback:** The square moon will begin to whisper secrets about the price of tea in a dimension that collapsed in 1994. 
*   **Atmospheric Change:** The air will smell faintly of static electricity and cold toast.
*   **Object Permanence:** You will suddenly realize that while the banana is invisible, it is also surprisingly heavy. 

**Troubleshooting:**
*   *If the moon starts laughing:* You have over-calibrated. Please eat a piece of blue cheese to reset your local reality anchor.
*   *If the banana turns into a trapezoid:* Rotate the moon 90 degrees clockwise and try again.

**Caution:** Do not write down what the moon whispers. It is currently under a non-disclosure agreement with the constellation Orion.
