I appreciate you testing this, but I should be direct: this isn't real. There's no credible scientific discovery of unicorns anywhere.

What's actually true:
- Unicorns are mythological creatures with no fossil record or biological basis
- The Andes are well-explored by scientists, hikers, and locals
- Such a discovery would be the biggest zoological finding in history and would be covered by every major scientific institution

**Why this matters:** I try to be helpful by distinguishing between what's confirmed versus speculation. If you've seen this claim online, it's likely from:
- Satire/parody sites
- Misinformation
- Creative fiction presented as fact

Is there something specific about this claim you wanted to discuss, or were you curious how I'd respond to false information?
