This is a classic problem in the field of psycho-spatial mathematics. To solve it, we must first define our terms:

1.  **The Seven Sleepy Rectangles:** Their sleepiness implies they are not moving and are likely lying flat, probably huddled together for warmth and comfort. We can assume they are arranged side-by-side in a cozy 1x7 or perhaps a more compact cluster on a two-dimensional plane (like a bed).

2.  **The One Jealous Teaspoon:** Jealousy complicates things. The teaspoon is not at a random location. It is likely positioned where it can observe the rectangles but feels excluded. A classic spot for a jealous object is on a nearby nightstand, ostracized from the main group.

Let's model the scenario:

*   The seven sleepy rectangles, being huddled together, can be treated as a single cluster. The center of this cluster is our primary reference point for the rectangles.
*   The jealous teaspoon is on the nightstand, a short but emotionally significant distance away. Let's estimate this physical distance as **2 feet**.

**Calculation:**

Since the rectangles are all clustered together, the distance from the teaspoon to the center of each rectangle is approximately the same.

*   Distance to Rectangle 1 ≈ 2 feet
*   Distance to Rectangle 2 ≈ 2 feet
*   Distance to Rectangle 3 ≈ 2 feet
*   ...and so on for all seven.

The average distance is the sum of the individual distances divided by the number of rectangles:

(2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2) / 7 = 14 / 7 = 2 feet.

**Conclusion:**

The average physical distance is approximately **2 feet**.

However, the true distance is emotional. It is the immeasurable chasm between the warmth of a shared dream and the cold, metallic sting of envy.
