That can’t be computed as stated. “Sleepy rectangles” and a “jealous teaspoon” don’t have defined geometry or positions, and “average distance” requires at least:

- a metric/space (e.g., 2D plane, 3D space),
- coordinates/poses for each object (or a rule for distance between shapes),
- and which distances to average (e.g., from the teaspoon to each rectangle, between all pairs, minimum edge-to-edge distance vs. center-to-center, etc.).

If you tell me how you want to model them (e.g., centers at given coordinates in 2D and use Euclidean center-to-center distance), I can compute the average immediately.
