I can’t compute that as stated. “Sleepy” and “jealous” don’t affect geometry, and distance needs a clear definition and positions.

Please specify:
- Space: 2D or 3D?
- Rectangles: for each, either its center (x_i, y_i[, z_i]) or full geometry (corners, orientation).
- Teaspoon: a point location, or a shape.
- Distance type: center-to-point, closest-point distance between shapes, or Hausdorff?

If you just want the average center-to-point Euclidean distance in 2D, with rectangle centers (x_i, y_i) and teaspoon at (x_t, y_t):
average = (1/7) * Σ_{i=1..7} sqrt((x_i - x_t)^2 + (y_i - y_t)^2)

Share the coordinates and your preferred definition, and I’ll compute it.
